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driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal




  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.


owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1


walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"


coolsvillesux:

Thank

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A





"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via closedforprayer)


bewwbs:

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this




bcteria:

everything is a lie





Hi, I'm Mary. 17. I'm kind of crazy, but that's cool.






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